- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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