Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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