- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what's up? my penis.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Of course, first door on your left

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A muslim walks out of a plane.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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