- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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