here's a joke... the american education society

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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