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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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