If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Manchester City

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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