What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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