A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

A van drives into a car.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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