- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Chlamydia

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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