- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

what goes woof ? A dog.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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