- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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