How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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