- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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