What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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knock knock? come in

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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