- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

i found waldo.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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