- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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