- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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