What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

nolan is gay

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

someone called someone else a frog

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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