- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yellow People !!

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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