Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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