- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Do the roar!

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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