Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

All of these jokes are about white people

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

You had better thumbs up this post.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

u know whats a crime? rape

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