- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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