- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

women's rights.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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