- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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