- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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