- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

France had one revolution

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Sir, your wife is dead

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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