- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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