Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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And you honored it I see :P

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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