If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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im telling maguire

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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