You were born.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

scientology.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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