- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

scientology.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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