"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Poop...

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

why am I writing this...im bored

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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