- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Get on the boat.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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