- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??