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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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