What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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