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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Get on the boat.

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