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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

I have a really funny joke.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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