- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

ever tried african food? they neither

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Half life 3 confirmed

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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