- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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