AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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