whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

asians have slitted eyes lol

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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