- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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