- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Stop me if you heard this one before.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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