What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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