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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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