- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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