What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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