- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Get up Look in the mirror

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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