Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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