- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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