- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why? Why not?

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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