Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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