A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Lil Wayne

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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