- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Lil Wayne

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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