- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

So these two girls have a cup .

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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