- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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