How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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