Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

12 niqqa 12.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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