The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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