How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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