Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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