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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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