- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Happy Monday!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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