Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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My peni s

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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breasts

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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