Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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HOLY COW!

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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FUCK YOU

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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I like poop in my butt

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Anti Joke

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