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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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