What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

ask me if im a door yes

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

world society

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Roses are red, yup.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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