- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

CFL

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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