- Anti Joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.