What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Yo mama so fat.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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