- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What is green and slow Grass.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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