A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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