what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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This is an anti-joke.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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