- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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