- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

whats funnier than 24? 25

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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