- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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