Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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