- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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