What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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PICKLES

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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