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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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