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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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