- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sir, your wife is dead

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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