- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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