What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

how do you win a game try your best

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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