A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

my gramma died

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

this website is a bad joke

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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