- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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