- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

the power to turn magnetism into light

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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