- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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