- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What stops a train? A missile

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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