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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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