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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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An anti-joke

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THE GAME

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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