- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What hurts like hell? HELL

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