- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

It was a beautiful day. Face.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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