- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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