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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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