- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

why are black people so fast? because there black

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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