Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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