- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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