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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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diarrhea.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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