- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

who is really lanky? james cornish

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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