What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Democracy.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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