- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An Irishman walked out of a bar

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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