What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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stinky boner

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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