I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

A black man walks out of a police station

A man died.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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