Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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