Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Jovan

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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DEATH.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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