- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

call me maybe.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

your mom was so fat that she died.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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