- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

hashtags suck balls

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Your mother just died.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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