Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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