Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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America

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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read this sentence again.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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