yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Kyle grund parker coffey

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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