There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

WOw you have no life

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

CFL

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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