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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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