- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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