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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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