- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

womens rights.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

A lot eh?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A fat guy!

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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