- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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