- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women left the kitchen.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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