What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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