- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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